The altzeimer grandpa
a group of children goes running towards grandpa, who suffers from altzeimer, and say:
"grandpa, grandpa, tell us one of those stories you know"
alright says grandpa... "it was me and 4 friends in the jungle, suddenly 5 hungry lions appear... ok i said, it was 5 against 5 lets confront them, one lion jumped over my friend and tore him appart...
then it was 4 against 5, i made a sign to my other 3 friends and we jumped over a lion...
it was 4 against 4 left...
then, one lion confronted one of my friends and they both fell off a cliff...
3 against 3
then, we split apart and it was one to one, we rolled over, we stared at each other, i gave him a punch and he kicked me...
i hit him again and he scratched me with his paw, then we both jumped, he fell on the floor and i jumped over him, throwed myself over his neck and took a piece apart, my mouth was full of blood and fur..."
at that moment the phone rings, grandpa stands up to get it and tells the kids "ill be back soon, wait for me"
then grandpa comes back from the phone and asks the children "where was i?"
one of the kids answers: "it was one to one, you had your mouth full of blood and fur, grandpa"
then the grand father says: "ah!, so i turned her around and did her in the butt!"
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